“My Hebrew must not be as good as I thought, because I could’ve sworn that when I dropped you off at the airport, I told you you were not alone.”
‘Saturday Night Live’ 38x21 | Weekend update
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
PIZZA YOU’RE SO SMART
I have to be the bad guy that squelches his brilliant idea.
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
“I don’t have perfect teeth, I’m not stick thin. I want to be the person who feels great in her body and can say that she loves it and doesn’t want to change anything.”
